He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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