Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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