id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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