Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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