Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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