am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize