Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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