she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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