Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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