That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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