I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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