return my video game
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
