kristin has been a bad kristin
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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