I don't think brook has ever known best
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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