Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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