yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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