he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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