I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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