How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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