He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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