Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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