sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
