I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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