it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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