Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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