my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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