I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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