I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so let's talk penis.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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