No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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