Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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