I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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