it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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