well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
