Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think my fart just growled at me.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
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I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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