what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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