We're like a lot better than the average bears
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Randomize
