1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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