Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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