Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
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Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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