We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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