let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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