I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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