She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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