What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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