I just made out with a guy for $7.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????