Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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