Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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