i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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