you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize