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So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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