You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Let's paint friendship bongs
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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