she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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