Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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