No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
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She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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